What's The Worst Thing You Did In Elementary School?

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
08/16/2016 at 17:55 • Filed to: None

I bet we all have some interesting stories about this.

I once dumped a bucket of water on my teacher and ran off to KFC. I regret nothing.

How about you people? Were we all terrible children?

DISCUSSION (45)

Nibby > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 17:58

Did the ol’ school board eraser on top of an open door before teacher got to class trick. It missed him. :(

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 17:58

I was 100% that one guy who always did all their homework and got at least a 95% on their tests. I never actually did anything that caused any trouble at all.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:00

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. Wait, no, that’s a Johnny Cash song and not something I did as a kid at all, ever.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:00

In 2nd I punched a kid in the gut, that was my first ever time in detention (not my last)

I cheated on every math test in 3rd grade

I called a fellow students sister a bitch in 5th grade

My friends and I broke part of the schools jungle gym in 6th grade

TheHondaBro > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:01

My friend had a cool-looking folder, and I called it sexy.

This was in second grade.

My citroen won't start > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:01

Repeatedly asked my Religious Studies teacher to provide concrete evidence that god (or anything she was trying to teach) was actually real, every day, for a whole year until she cried in front of the entire classroom.

I like to think I won.

I left that school shortly after and went to a better private german school.

lone_liberal > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:01

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max’s toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog… when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out… but the worst thing I ever done – I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa – and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.**

**This may have been Chunk from The Goonies and not me.

Honeybunchesofgoats > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:02

In the first grade, I was playing Ninja Turtles with some kids during recess and Leonardo was hanging off of the side of one of those climbing tower things, and I decided that it would really add some realism to my motivation as a Ninja Turtle if Leonardo died, so I peeled the kid’s fingers off and let him fall.

I was punished, but I steadfastly held my ground and insisted that Leonardo needed to die.

xyzabc > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:02

Gave up drinking.

djmt1 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:02

Took a piss in a cupboard because the boy’s toilets were out of order and we were expected to use the girl’s instead.

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/16/2016 at 18:04

My first time in detention was because I made clumsy gay sex jokes in a poetry assignment in 7th grade.

Honeybunchesofgoats > lone_liberal
08/16/2016 at 18:04

I knew where this was going as soon as I got to the second sentence. I wish I had more than one star to give.

S65 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:05

. Cheated on every spelling test

. Stole somebody’s GBA

. Threw a rock at another student requiring him to get multiple stitches

. Pissed on another student it the bathroom in kindergarten

. I didn’t do any of my homework in 4th grade

. Stole another student’s phone in 5th grade

. Stole Pokemon cards off another student

. Stuck my finger in a pencil sharpener in Kindergarten

S65 > Honeybunchesofgoats
08/16/2016 at 18:08

LEONARDO MUST DIE

Honeybunchesofgoats > S65
08/16/2016 at 18:09

Who made him the leader anyway !?

S65 > lone_liberal
08/16/2016 at 18:10

Kinja'd!!!

Urambo Tauro > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:13

To avoid trips to the bathroom, I would pee my pants then swing on the swings as hard as I could during recess to dry off. It wasn’t nearly as clever or inconspicuous as I thought it was.

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/16/2016 at 18:14

Are you.... ME?!

not for canada - australian in disguise > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:15

I ate an ant alive once in Grade 2.

I regret nothing.

S65 > TheHondaBro
08/16/2016 at 18:15

Yeah but did you steal it

TheHondaBro > Urambo Tauro
08/16/2016 at 18:17

thefuck.jpg

TheHondaBro > not for canada - australian in disguise
08/16/2016 at 18:18

Oh shit.

Urambo Tauro > TheHondaBro
08/16/2016 at 18:19

Exactly.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:23

Hmmm, well. Other than being suspended for fighting a few times, I got a bunch of M80s and rigged it to blow up the exhaust fan in the locker room, don’t really know why. Well I got into USMC officer candidate school after college so I guess it could only help my career as a Marine...

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud
08/16/2016 at 18:26

ARE YOU AWESOME?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > lone_liberal
08/16/2016 at 18:28

The only time I remember some kind of cheating was when the teacher had a pretty long multiple choice test and they let us go over it in class a week before. It was long enough that you wouldn’t remember all the questions. So I made tiny marks inside an A or a B, C, D. Then during the test I would know the right answer, I wasn’t caught so I wonder if I missed a few on purpose.

Opposite Locksmith > Urambo Tauro
08/16/2016 at 18:28

You need to talk to an adult

lone_liberal > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
08/16/2016 at 18:31

I don’t think I cheated on a test until middle or high school. I remember writing notes on my desk and then using those.

S65 > Urambo Tauro
08/16/2016 at 18:34

Wut

Urambo Tauro > Opposite Locksmith
08/16/2016 at 18:35

It made total sense (to the six year old version of me). But apparently the six year old version of me didn’t have a very well-developed sense of smell.

I think I was caught the first (or maybe the second) time I tried it.

EL_ULY > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 18:44

sneaked into the locker room during gym and pee’d all over a bully’s clothes

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Urambo Tauro
08/16/2016 at 18:53

Oh jesus.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/16/2016 at 18:57

Holy crap, same. Actually, the worst thing I probably did was make an educational assistant bleed, but that was third grade.

S65 > not for canada - australian in disguise
08/16/2016 at 18:58

Canada Man is HARDCORE

Nimbus The Legend - Riding on air like a cloud > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
08/16/2016 at 19:21

I dont like to toot my own horn, but...

LOL

RTeeJay > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 19:59

In 5th grade, I willingly threw a golf putter at a kid a couple years younger than me. Like overhand tomahawk style. I got my ass whooped for it, but I would do it again.

jkm7680 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/16/2016 at 21:37

This probably isn’t the “worst” thing I did during elementary school. But it;s one of the most memorable things I did during elemntary school.

Well, in 5th grade I wrote “Beer” on a water bottle and had the assistant principal called on me because it was “innapropriate” to write “beer” on a water bottle that clearly did not contain beer.

Principal: “What did you do Jkm7680"

Me: *shows him the bottle*

Principal: “Uhhhhh, ok yeah don’t do that I guess?”

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > jkm7680
08/16/2016 at 21:45

I remember in first grade having to bring in our collection of 100 of something on the 100th day. Stupid bullshit. I had a collection of bottle caps that was deemed inappropriate, to which I responded that I wasn’t bringing in actual bottles of beer. Still couldn’t bring them, so I broke a real beer bottle and threw it at the teacher’s head.

Let’s just say my family paid for more than the eye patch.

(okay, that plot twist wasn’t true)

jkm7680 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/16/2016 at 21:55

Haha, that is pretty stupid though.

Teachers do tend to overact to certain things, and I guess anything centered around alcohol is one of those things.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > djmt1
08/16/2016 at 22:38

That’s fantastic. Say no to cooties no matter what!

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > jkm7680
08/17/2016 at 01:05

Haha yep. I guess I can understand the concern today that some special snowflake parent would go nuts about it, but this was a while back and the teacher once turned red and threw a shoe at a classmate!

jkm7680 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2016 at 10:29

For sure, haha. I know some things I said in school as a kid that would have gotten the cops called nowadays.

JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7 > jkm7680
08/17/2016 at 11:13

“Officer, this kid did not call my nesser a zir!”

“It’s ok, ma’am. He just forgot to check his privilege. Young person, I’m going to have to detain you for breaking safe space violation codes 4a and 1b”

jkm7680 > JayZAyEighty thinks C4+3=C7
08/17/2016 at 11:21

Oh god, don’t even get me started on safe spaces haha

The Stig's former college room mate > My citroen won't start
08/18/2016 at 17:13

Kinja'd!!!

Kudos to you, sir. I would have loved to have been in that class to see that.